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People Who Should Do Their Own Research

June 15, 2011

The following people should be required to do their own product research, so the rest of us aren’t subjected to commercials aimed at them:

1. People with anything having to do with incontinence or anything using the word “bowel.” I don’t care if this is for medicine, yogurt, or a pill. If you’re having that much trouble with your intestines, do your own danged research.

2. Anyone suffering from something that rhymes with “effectile mis-unction.” Yeah, you know what I mean.

3. People with any sort of fungus, anywhere on their body, but especially their toenails. Your attempt at making it less disgusting by using a cartoon character is not working. Fungus is fungus.

4. Anyone who has been hurt, injured, or had medical problems due to bladder slings. I don’t know what those are–and I don’t want to know–but the commercial for this class-action lawsuit makes me nauseated. 

5. People with structured settlements who “need cash now.” These commercials make my judgy side come out in full force.

6. Anyone interested in using Aflac. Seriously, Geico should do us all a favor and donate one of their fifteen spokespersons to Aflac so they can get rid of that duck.

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One Comment leave one →
  1. Amanda Strayer permalink
    June 15, 2011 4:47 pm

    I too abhor the duck.

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