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More Annoying Than

July 5, 2011

Things that are more annoying than assuming a female likes pink because she’s a female:

1. Women who declare their hate for pink in a manner that suggests they’re waiting for you to declare them a rare and beautiful species.

2. Women who loudly declare that they’ll wear any color but pink.

3. Women who wear pink, and when complimented on their outfit, make sure to tell you that they actually don’t even like the color pink.

And to keep things fair, here are things more annoying than a man who turns everything into a competition:

1. A man who denies being too competitive, despite the broken game pieces on the floor.

2. Losing to a super-competitive man.

3. That birthday party where nothing is happening except inane small talk. That is, until Mr. Competitive decides all 30 people need to be playing Catch Phrase and they need to stop playing around and take the game seriously because it’s a matter of life and death to figure out which team can scream out “LIBERACE!” fastest.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. July 5, 2011 4:10 pm

    There is so much anger in this post. Calm yourself.
    Also, I loooooooove pink!

    • dtdorrin permalink*
      July 5, 2011 4:19 pm

      I’m very passionate about color and people who are blind to the glories of the color pink.

  2. July 6, 2011 1:48 pm

    I will never forget that game of catch phrase though. “You mean Liberace?” Back in the good ole days.

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