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30-Second Thought: Welcome to the Club

May 4, 2012

I’m thinking of starting a club for people who believe Star Wars is overrated and boring. We’ll have a secret handshake and spend May 4 (the fake “Star Wars Day”) watching movies that don’t have aliens. The handshake will be secret, of course, because if the Star Wars fanatics knew who was in the club, they’d barrage us all day with lectures about why the movie franchise is the BEST EVER. And you know what? After you hear that speech eleventy-billion times, you start to get bitter. And you know what happens when you get bitter? You start clubs. 

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  1. May 8, 2012 9:29 pm

    I’d join that club, for sure.

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